Hope You Have the Time of Your Life on March 16, 2016 Chapter: The Case of the Traveling Snake Maybe he just wants to give you your wallet back, Carl. Then eat your face. Like what you see? Share it.
Bite him Carl. Remember you’re a snake, you know with fangs & poison ‘n stuff
hey, come to think of it, I’ve never seen if Carl has fangs or not. Hmmmmm……
Maybe he’s a harmless python? Run Carl Run!!!! Ya got nuthin’ little Buddy!!!
Oh Nuthin’ means no legs either so forget running. Been nice knowin’ ya Carl. I’ll shed a tear in your memory…
Cue the theme song from Velvet Revolver
… or Green Day.
What a thing to wake up to!
Makes you wanna sleep in, doesn’t it?
SLITHER!!!
Sounds like a nice title to a movie or something.
“Slither! Coming to a theater near you.”
I-want-to-see-that-snake-RUN! [smirk]
No running really. Just slithering really fast. Maybe he should have shouted, “Slither for your life!”