I don’t know what’s worse, not getting the opera, or not having cable.  You decide.

The origins of “heartless blob”

Back before we had kids, my wife and I used to go to the movies every Sunday.  We saw a lot of movies.  Sometimes I was forced to watch one of those “chick-flicks” when we ran out of movies to watch.  Inevitably, when exiting one of these movies my wife would ask if I liked it and I would stumble out a, “…yeah…. it was good.”  Then she would ask the dreaded question, “Did you cry?”  What? Pffffff, Nooo.  To which she would then remark, “You heartless blob.”  17 years later, BAM! Comic gagline.

…and that’s how it’s done.