I heard that the dude owl took the dish owl to the lodge and struck out, so he wrote a letter to the Department of Owl Affairs and claimed because he didn’t have one, an affair that is, then he was despondent. The wheels of Government kicked into gear and after a congressional subcommittee finished investigating the situation they concluded that the lodge was endangering the species. And referred the matter to the Department of Bird Matters who determined that they don’t. Strong letter to follow.
Maybe they could just borrow some eggs from the Lodge kitchen?
They could adopt. That’s an idea.
Mikey has the right idea.
I heard that the dude owl took the dish owl to the lodge and struck out, so he wrote a letter to the Department of Owl Affairs and claimed because he didn’t have one, an affair that is, then he was despondent. The wheels of Government kicked into gear and after a congressional subcommittee finished investigating the situation they concluded that the lodge was endangering the species. And referred the matter to the Department of Bird Matters who determined that they don’t. Strong letter to follow.
Wow. I should have you write my material. That’s more detailed (and funny) than anything I came up with.
Start renting them rooms.. that may help with the mating habits.
Perhaps that’s all they need is a romantic date night.