Polar bears don’t need to eat M&Ms, chocolate doesn’t melt in the Polar North because it’s frozen. Haven’t you ever noticed that there’s no melted chocolate on a polar bear’s fur, maybe some blueberry stains, but no melted chocolate.
Man – Whats a Polar bear?
Amelia – They stalk the ice pack looking for innocent prey to feed on……
Man – Well I ain’t gonna do it!
Amelia – Do what??
Man – My friend died and his wife wants me to be a polar bear!
Sorry – i couldn’t resist digging that one out of the dark corners of my mind… 🙂 🙂
17 thoughts on “Fail Mix”
J.P. Keslensky
Polar bears don’t need to eat M&Ms, chocolate doesn’t melt in the Polar North because it’s frozen. Haven’t you ever noticed that there’s no melted chocolate on a polar bear’s fur, maybe some blueberry stains, but no melted chocolate.
p.j.
Ooo, that’s a good point.
Autumn
WHEW. I’m glad we’re officially seeing him now!
p.j.
Yeah. I wanted to run a few strips where he was holed up in the shrubs, but I got tired of waiting for him to show up.
Tony McGurk
We don’t get M&Ms in Trail Mix in this part of the planet. Damn those Polar Bears!!!
p.j.
You must be overrun with polar bears. Bloody hell, run!
Bret "Dust Bunny Mafia" Juliano
It’s about %&$# time for the reveal. 😉
p.j.
Gotcha drawn it though, didn’t I?
Bret "Dust Bunny Mafia" Juliano
You misspelled annoyed.
hstacy1
Duffy is right. Picking the M&Ms out of trail mix should be a crime.
p.j.
Unless your the one doing the picking.
ezdays
He wouldn’t by some chance have a relative from up north that goes by the name of Norm.
p.j.
Good god, I hope not.
bearmancartoons
M&M’s in trail mix always taste dusty.
p.j.
They do. My gosh, you’re right.
Mikey
Man – Whats a Polar bear?
Amelia – They stalk the ice pack looking for innocent prey to feed on……
Man – Well I ain’t gonna do it!
Amelia – Do what??
Man – My friend died and his wife wants me to be a polar bear!
Sorry – i couldn’t resist digging that one out of the dark corners of my mind… 🙂 🙂
p.j.
Very dark. And very cobwebby.
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