I’d be willing to bet some of today’s biggest franchises started on the toilet. What better place to do some uninterrupted thinking…unless of course you have little kids. Then all bets are off.
He has a pocket built into his fur??? That has to be a genetic or surgical modification for sure. I texted my wife once from the toilet, she was in the lounge room, to tell her I’d just done a huge crap that stunk bad. I thought it was funny but she was not amused. I’ll never understand women’s lack of appreciation for man humour
25 thoughts on “Grumpy Grumperson”
Court
I’d be willing to bet some of today’s biggest franchises started on the toilet. What better place to do some uninterrupted thinking…unless of course you have little kids. Then all bets are off.
p.j.
Yeah. I enjoy my “moments of solitude” myself.
Perk
I had a friend who had an answering machine that said, “I’m on the pot. Call back when I’m not.”
p.j.
Cute.
Doc Kenny
Do bears text in the woods?
p.j.
Among other things, yes.
Doc Kenny
LOL. I guess that answers that riddle.
Mark Stokes
I had NO idea bears had pockets there! Grumpy Grumperson is a great name, btw!
p.j.
You’d be surprised what bears have.
Tony McGurk
He has a pocket built into his fur??? That has to be a genetic or surgical modification for sure. I texted my wife once from the toilet, she was in the lounge room, to tell her I’d just done a huge crap that stunk bad. I thought it was funny but she was not amused. I’ll never understand women’s lack of appreciation for man humour
p.j.
Some humor is wasted on women. Sorry ladies.
John
Women do not appreciate an impressively sized crap. They just don’t give a … well, you know.
p.j.
yep. We do.
Michael corley
Him and all other living things use it there.
p.j.
Yep. Those who say they don’t, lies.
Bill Murphy
I never enter the bathroom without my phone. I never know how long I’ll be!
p.j.
And what if you need to call for help?
David Hurley
That’s when you have a message that says, “Will be with you shortly”! ๐
p.j.
Or “longly” depending on… well… you know.
Joseph DR
Haha! I’ve had very important calls while on the can!
p.j.
That’s where we do most of our thinking. Not much else to do other than read the back of the shampoo bottle.
Richtoon
That open ended punchline took me places I don’t want to ever go again.
p.j.
LOL. My apologies. ๐
Tim Green
You can take those in the bathroom with you? ๐
p.j.
It’s encouraged.
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