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Reachable Bear
Posted on June 23, 2014 by p.j.
That's quite a list he's got going there.  The true burning question is this:  What's the difference between an antique duck and a regular duck?

29 thoughts on “Reachable Bear”

  1. Doc Kenny

    i did not even pause at the antique ducks. I’ve known too many artists who carve wooden decoys and too many old hunters that collected them. It just seemed normal to me. That seems like a sane list overall. Well you really don’t need more than 52 hams. 1 per week is enough for anybody

    1. p.j.

      I think it was what I had in mind when I wrote it. But after I did, I kept getting this visual of actual living ducks in some antique store.

  2. Michael corley

    Strange, that’s what most people did with her last CD, return it!

    1. p.j.

      Yep

  3. Mark Stokes

    All Lady Gagas should come with an extended warranty and warning label!

  4. Mark Stokes

    That must have cost him an ugly penny!

    1. p.j.

      Heh. I get what you did there.

  5. Court

    An “antique” duck is the oldest form of dodging a punch to the face. This technique was frequently used in the video game, Mike Tyson’s Punchout. A “regular” duck these days is the same as an antique, but usually followed up by one of the fancy mixed-martial arts moves. Oh wait….

    1. p.j.

      No, no… please, continue… 😉

  6. Elf Odin

    25 years, in most states.

    1. p.j.

      In most states. That’s funny.

  7. Joseph

    Duff has gone off the deep end. Either that or a victim of identity theft!

    1. p.j.

      No. Is say the deep end is right.

  8. Kjm

    Can’t buy my, can’t buy my, no you can’t buy my poker face.

    1. p.j.

      Sing it Kim!!

  9. Don Day

    About $500….

    1. p.j.

      That’s good to know.

  10. David Hurley

    I didn’t give up on you Duffy!
    (And antique duck’s are old school) 😉

    1. p.j.

      Like analog ducks?

  11. Bill Murphy

    YODA Pez dispencers?! Which one Duff? Some of them are collectibles! 😉

    1. p.j.

      Yeah. No kidding.

  12. jynksie

    Is The Duff-steh going to use the Mini-Coopers as shoes?!? He’s not going to fit even a single butt cheek in one of those! …then again, neither is lady goo-goo! [smirk]

    1. p.j.

      Never use lady goo goo and butt cheeks in the same setense again. 🙂

      1. jynksie

        I will never use them in the same sentense again, but I may use them in the same sentence! [smirk] …lets see how long it takes… [whistles]

        1. p.j.

          aaaaaaaaaaand, go!

  13. Tim Green

    An antique duck has cobwebbed feet.

    1. p.j.

      Ahaahhaahah! Now that’s comedy.

  14. Tony McGurk

    Regular ducks are much younger.
    I’m wondering how long before the money runs out???

    1. p.j.

      $40 million doesn’t last as long as it used to.

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